I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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