So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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