Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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