Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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