i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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