So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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