Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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