2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i barfeds in our rink
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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