He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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