He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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