4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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