I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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