Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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