My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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