Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
