I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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