Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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