I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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