What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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