gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I lost the right to judge tonight
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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