Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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