best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
