the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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