If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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