Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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