Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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