stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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