I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I'm really busy with my period
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