If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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