I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
