I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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