you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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