It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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