All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize