Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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