just come out here and I will go home with you...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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