fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i believe in u and ur pee
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