She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Randomize
