he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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