My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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