we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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