real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
