after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
A bitchslap is in order.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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