jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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