I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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