I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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