I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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