i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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