Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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