problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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