This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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