...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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