So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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