She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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