I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I want a musical about memes.
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