I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
